Thursday, October 19
Sick.......Twisted........SCARY PEOPLE
So, I'm minding my own business, checking what y'all had to say before I went to bed (following Grey's Anatomy and a lovely date night with my hubby...) and I saw that someone had done a Blogger search of "SWEET HOT MOMS" and found my post from earlier's what was picked up and I've highlighted the words that were highlighted:

"They beg for hot chocolate, with equal amounts of cocoa and whipped cream in ... and I wanted to hold her daughter to give that mom a break (she was ... I bit my tongue before saying something smart about him taking his own sweet time"

I mean, I ASKED for it when I naively entitled one of my posts "oot-Fay etishes-Fay and a Dream Job (which I later changed to "Foot Fascination..." but I did NOT ask for it with a post titled "8 Seconds" . Which makes me wonder, what in the ha-el are people thinking?! F r e a k s ....>:(

And it also makes me wonder, what are the oddest/freakiest/scariest/funniest things people haved googled/searched to find your blogs?

  Into the pensieve on Thursday, October 19, 2006
  Your thoughts, please (24)

At October 19, 2006, Blogger Pamela said...

globe willow root

and that had nothing to do with WillowTree...
but it was really a willow tree
but not that willowtree
it was the globe one
(I was trying to make my response last 10 seconds)

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Pamela said...

I went back and checked
I actually had a few more after the
"globe willow root"

how is this one:

"upskirt OR voyeur"

Good thing I never wear dresses anymore.

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Mike Y said...

That's too funny Robin. I never knew you were such a perve! LOL!

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Robin said...

Ok, WT...gotta delete that one... you know what you said, and I know what you said, and at least Pamela and Mike know, too...but I'm just not up for explainin' it to my kids :O.......! And, now, just in case any other peeps have the same thought you did, I'm changing the title of the post and that means changing the links, too. Ai yi yi, what a pain.

Pam, I think your comment DID last 10 secs :).

Mike, I wish I could remember all the strange ones I've seen, but that one (and the innocent post it brought up) floored me.

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Lori said...

YW sistah--How would I know? Let me in on this bloggityville secret!

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Wendy aka Cheeky said...

I don't think I have every had anything weird or freaky come up - which makes me think my blog isn't as good as I thought it was LOL

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Susan in va said...

I'm planning on doing a post on this too! I've giggled at some of the funny keywords that have brought people to my site - although nothing vulgar yet. I think that would completely freak me out!

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Karmyn R said...

UM - How do you go about checking this? I have no CLUE how to see how people are blogging me. In my son's famous line "What the...."

At October 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're way racier than I, dear. I don't even know in what ways I've been Googled. (Really, how can a person not know that?) I'm a bit afraid to find out, though.


At October 20, 2006, Blogger Robin said...

I have Stat Counter instead of Site Meter, and although I don't know what you can find out w/SM, SC will tell you what keywords were used to find your blog and which search engine was used (google, blogger, yahoo, etc.). That's why I knew I HAD to change the title of the foooooooot fetisssssssh post b/c in less than 12 hours, 4 people had found me using FF in their search, and I doubt very seriously they were looking for what I wrote. I went back and googled FF and was TOTALLY FREAKED OUT by the first several pages that popped up....not quite the "fare" I offer over at Pensieve :/. Ick Ick Ick, makes me mad that we even have to worry about it >:(.

At October 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, it's somehow both hilarious and terrifying to see the terms people's blogs are found by.

I've had a number of pretty good ones myself, which include:

picture of under wear
bouncing booty
what to wear to look like a hillbilly
'I so need mistress to keep watch over me'
September 2006 celebrity naked ass
man paralyzed groin kick
how to get veiny muscles

At October 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what are people thinking? strike that, I really don't want to know.

video clips of the three little pigs
bubonic plague

ok, I totally get the plague one, but the 3 little pigs ;)

I had to turn off all comments b/c someone in Amsterdam decided to fill the comments with c***

At October 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey what happened to my comment?! Oh, sorry, forgot, kids.

At October 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even I can't manage 8 seconds.

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Karmyn R said...

Okay - I've never really looked at SiteMeter in depth before, so I just did. My craziest search was just "Halloween, Maxine". HOWEVER -

There was something interesting on it in Spanish - so I clicked and WHOA - someone has been reading my blog in Spanish (had it translated for them). There was my blog all written in a language I didn't write. Kind of a shocker. I wonder how the translation comes out!!!

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Swampwitch said...

OK, I've never thought to do that.
You can do that? Don't delete this post for any reason...I'll be back.

At October 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I am signing up for Stat Counter. I just gotta know what freaks hit my site with.

I'll report back with findings...

Marnie (anon because Blogger STILL sucks)

At October 20, 2006, Blogger Swampwitch said...

I'm back. Wow! That was fun. What a great idea for a post. We should all schedule to do this on the same day. Here are 5 of mine:
joke MR2ducks
naturalist intelligence
football antidotes
anodes for corrosion
analogies & wuzzles to solve
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST (twice someone googled this) DO NOT TELL WillowTree, please:
Two people googled:
Can you believe that? I would, first, like to know what why the heck they were looking for a globasylum, and second, I would like to see the look on their faces when they ended up at swampwitch's globasylum.

At October 21, 2006, Blogger Claudia said...

you mean you don't want to a sweet hot mama??? LOL...
I don't even want to know if anyone is looking up my blog with some weird phrases...yeah...I think I'm happier not knowing...

At October 21, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Swampy, it's no use trying to keep it secret from me, I was one of those two googling globasylum. I was trying to find an if there was an institution close to you where you might get some help ;)

At October 21, 2006, Blogger Heather said...

My husband, who runs a geek blog, has had some real doosies. It absoulutely amazes me what people put into search engines.

At October 21, 2006, Blogger Robin said...

Welcome, James, I've seen ya around, glad you stopped in. Gotta check your place out based on your searches alone (ha!).


To Willowtree and his alter egos: I explained "why", which I see you finally understood ;)....and I debated going up or down with the time frame...I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TELLING ME WHAT THEY COULD DO IN ANY # OF SECONDS!!! (l o l)

Karmyn, cooooooollllllll

Marnie, be prepared to be v e r y afraid...especially with nekkid picture talk.

Swampy, You, my dear, are my FAVORITE globasylum!!! And I'm really curious what a "wuzzle" sounds warm and fuzzy.

Claudia, I've seen worse, but thank goodness, I retain nothing....short term memory loss :/.

WT, yet another identity in one comment section, you must've skipped a dose.'ve got me curious (thanks for stopping in!)

At October 21, 2006, Blogger Vicki said...

I missed out on all the good posting. Darn!

Maybe i'll get some traffic since i talked about my boobs yesterday. I'll take whatever traffic I can get. Pervs or not. ha!

At October 23, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this one was certainly popular ;)
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I have a blog
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I blog for APEH, but I enjoy anonymity (which I get more of when I enter/ mis-enter the 8 letter word verifications -- not all of which spell nice words)


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